jabura:

PORTAL 2:
Don't even think about forgetting how much GLaDOS hates you

endless list of favorite video games 

Portal 2 - Well here we are again, it’s always such a pleasure; Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

stillalivedoingscience:

And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic.

(Source: vitrifiedapotheosis)

(Source: sol-relay)

stillalivedoingscience:

fuckyeahcorewheatley:

headphonescinderella:

stillalivedoingscience:

askchell-redacted:

cecefredzilla:

stillalivedoingscience:

askchell-redacted:

micabell:

missalavesa:

micabell:

You know what you are?

Selfish.

I have done nothing but sacrifice to get us here. And what have you sacrificed?

Nothing.

Zero.

All you’ve done is boss me around and now who’s the boss? Who’s the boss?

It’s me.

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DING


Ah, see that?

That is a potato battery.

It’s a toy for children, and now she lives in it.

“I KNOW YOU”

Sorry, ah, ha, WHAT?

“The engineers tried everything to make me behave. To slow me down. Once, they even tried to attach an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas.”

No. Not listening! Not listening!

“It was your voice.”

No, y- NO. You’re lying. You’re lying!

“Yes. You’re the tumor. You’re not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.”

I AM NOT! A MORON!

YES YOU ARE!

YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!

Well how about NOW?! NOW who’s a moron? Could a moron—

PUNCH—

You—

Into—

This—

Pit?! HUH! Could a moron do that?!

…Uh oh…

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impthespectacyoular:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

vanityisasepulcher:

raritarous:

Long Fall boots v. 1.5

Now with 30% snazzier paint job, and +5 to soul durability!

A joking aside it has taken me way to long to finish the overhaul on these, but it is finally done and i am happy with the results.

After patching a few cracks, adjusting the bend of one of the braces and a new paint job with a better quality paint they look 20x better.

I would actually wear these everyday

I have a mighty need for this

CAN I JUST

GAAAAHHH

(Source: qqmoarz)

Track Title: The Device Has Been Modified

Artist: Victims of Science

(Source: kryptongirl)

straighttohelvetica:

Wheatley demonstrates an appropriate way to cite a source.

(Source: utopianoverlord)